Of course you do! You just cannot wait to gobble up that click bait like a anorexic killer whale. (Shhh, play along... or else.) Then, my fellow gamer friend, feast your hungry flying eyes upon AdventureQuest 3D's (read this in your best "Radio announcer for Monster Truck Racing commercials" voice) TOP 10 LIST OF TOP 10 LISTS! GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE!
A list of Grimskulls favorite home movies of you... dying.... terribly. Grimskull is the architect of the deadliest dungeons in the world (at least he does in AdventureQuest Worlds). He watches players die horribly to his vile traps through the eyes of his flying eyeballs from a comfy Throne of Bones.
One of my all time favorites! This legendary top 10 list counts down ALL of the 1 sneaky peek, unreleased Frostvale weapons created by Dage, Thyton, Xero, and Yergen.
"Poodle!?!?!? What the actual..." What would you be?
This list ranks the best items unlocked from AE calendars. The new 2017 Calendar just went up at www.HeroMart.com if you want to check out the AQ3D "Chronomancer" armor set that comes with it.
This year's new Calendar comes with in-game stuff for AQ3D, AQW, DF, AQ, and ED.
This counts down the best works of art from passionate players of Artix Entertainment video games. Featured below is a drawing of Loremaster Maya and Twilly gearing up for Frostval by Crulon!
The only other reason, other than AQ3D, that the internet even needs to exist. Gosh dang we need to get this game on the PS4.
A list dedicated to those moments in-game and on the design notes that touched our hearts and gave us the strength to persevere.
Not sure you can actually narrow this down to only 10. This list would have to cover everything from making every player a mod for April Fools, to answering an interview question with a Flash mini-game where you battled a Turkey with a butter knight, to staging their own fake corporate-take over in a game-network wide war.... oh man, and remember that time AE put out a press releasing apologizing to Blizzard for stealing potentially "10s" of their players as a result of their new games launching on the same day?
True Cross-Platform means never having to say, "Hold on guys, I need to use the little Paladin's room." This list counts down the top 10 best games to play on the porcelain throne. Hint: Search the app store for "Artix Entertainment"
Bonus points for this list being cleverly self-referencing creating a recursive never ending loop of nerdy awesomeness... "Top List-ception!" You can read this amazing list here.
OK... I came up with a list of Top 10 Lists! Now, please go make the actual lists and link me when they are done <_<
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